The Adventures of Ryan Whiteboy McCoy: The Odyssey

Friday, August 12, 2005

The Odyssey

What a life. Monday i get held at gunpoint... tuesday im molested by two gorgeous females... wednesday i sleep... thursday i actually go to school.... and friday i make out with (little to my knowledge) beyonce knowles. my life is an odyssey

but then i wake up and i realize its more like a merry-g-round... goin around and around and around... waiting for like, that split second where for some wierd reason the ride speeds up and then slows down again. oy vey hahaha soooo exciting!! :-( i need members for a metal band im forming. a drummer that can do double bass... basically a guy who has been playing for at least a year and half... but who ACTUALLY has been PLAYING for a year and a half. like everyday and shit. and then a bassist and a pianist. NOWW! come join my army people. haha what a hopeless plug... like anybody read this damn thing :-p anyway peace out my homies

ryan

4 Comments:

Blogger mio said...

yeah after you make out with beyonce, we burn katanas and impale kiwis until they burn and then fling them like poo. and then we go on the swings and video ourselves getting hurt and play mortal combatand super marios and smash tv until dark and cook pancit canton. what an odyssey.

9:04 AM  
Blogger I_burnt alive_I said...

oh yeah that too. hahahaha man fun stuff fun stuff

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am the one who gives you shame.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey hey i read this damn journal. do you still write on your livejournal? maybe i should add you again?

eh idk. okay anyway, take care.

<3 anna

9:53 PM  

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